What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't edit the materials I work with. My remit is to work with nature as a whole. — Andy Goldsworthy Copy Share Image
There is nothing pleasanter than spading when the ground is soft and damp. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Everything must have a beginning ... and that beginning must be linked to something that went before. — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Copy Share Image
I was reading some books by Michel Houellebecq, and the first thing that comes to mind is that they're really funny, all… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if you're not having a bad day, someone else is...sometimes, just saying a funny joke to them can make them better. — Naquitta Faith Copy Share Image
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
It's funny because as much as I've done Dr. Freeman, I guess because I shave right afterwards, people don't recognize me necessarily… — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
