The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities. — Alan Schaaf Copy Share Image
My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.' — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings. — Brandon Samuel Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to glew my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-rex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed… — Will Ferguson Copy Share Image
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. — Larry Hardiman Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Sure the body count in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do? It's what everybody likes. At least it's… — Bonnie Bedelia Copy Share Image
COz I'm bored like an empty cup And I wanna run to your side Like you are my favorite chocolate I'm craving… — Myself Copy Share Image
People always say, when did you realize you were funny? And I think it's not that you realize you were funny. It's… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad. — Cyberbilly Copy Share Image
I am happy to know that my husband regards me as a woman and a person. — Katherine Dunham Copy Share Image
I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. — Lew Wallace Copy Share Image
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
Travel is like knowledge. The more you see, the more you know you haven’t seen. — Mark Hertsgaard Copy Share Image
It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell. — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
You can only have as much love for yourself as you can express to others. — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
When you're out of will power you call on stubbornness, that's the trick. — Henri Matisse Copy Share Image
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
