“How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time.” — Robin Black Copy Share Image
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being is desirable because it is identical with Beauty, and Beauty is loved because it is Being. — Plotinus Copy Share Image
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Yes, he wanted me to do Funny Games before, which I didn't want to do because the film was very theoretical -… — Isabelle Huppert Copy Share Image
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why… — Khaled Copy Share Image
The women whose company I most enjoy are invariably loud, opinionated, funny types who can best be described as 'blokey.' But they… — Julia Hartley-Brewer Copy Share Image
The more I look around and listen I realize that I'm not alone. We are all facing choices that define us. No… — Sabrina Ward Harrison Copy Share Image
You hear people talking about a Scottish sense of humour, or a Glaswegian sense of humour, all sorts of countries and cities… — Limmy Copy Share Image
It's funny going to America because you're starting again. You've just won a Brit Award, but nobody will care. You have to… — Tom Walker Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The condition of photographing is maybe the condition of being on the brink of conversion to anything. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.' — George Burns Copy Share Image
I'm monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry. — Carla Bruni Copy Share Image
Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What counts can't always be counted; what can be counted doesn't always count. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Left to ourselves we tend immediately to reduce God to manageable terms. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett! — Jeff Jarrett Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to… — Chinese Proverbs Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two. — Michael Lazarus Copy Share Image
I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? oh wait never mind you'll never get it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. — Charlie Adam Copy Share Image
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
