We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
That epic awesome moment when you drop something, and then catch it mid-air. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I don't like to be pigeonholed, and I really like that people never really know what's going on with Metllica. — Lars Ulrich Copy Share Image
Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On 'Workaholics,' I feel like I'm just hanging out with my buddies being filmed, but on 'Mindy,' I'm around professional funny people… — Anders Holm Copy Share Image
My first gigs were at university: I'd dress up as Jesus, jump off a cross and dance to a Mick Jagger song.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I have read a thousand screenplays, and I have acted in a handful of them, and I have felt when it feels… — Ryan Eggold Copy Share Image
You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I just pretended I was someone else until that someone else became me. — Steven Tyler Copy Share Image
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. — Neil Kinnock Copy Share Image
Just give me one more chance to prove the last five affairs I had meant nothing to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Life has a funny way of letting things fall into place when you least expect it. — Christina Anstead Copy Share Image
Being Open to the Guidance of your Own True Nature will Free Others to Do the Same — Wayne Dyer Copy Share Image
Just as you did not come to Christ on your own, neither will you remain in Christ on your own. — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Youtube ads, on matter how many times you appear in my screen, I will still click the Skip Ad button. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
There is not one iota of history as we know it in the entire Bible! — Alvin Boyd Kuhn Copy Share Image
If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER:this isn't some paper you can just write the night before ME:you underestimate my power — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has really blessed me. He could've allowed me to keep playing, but instead he saved my life. — Isaiah Austin Copy Share Image
If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra. — Rihanna Copy Share Image
Don't pretend to be what you are not. Don't refuse to be what you are. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
