HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Always keep your best of friends happy you never know when you might need a smile :) — Marion Reinemann Copy Share Image
To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to him or shell take it anyway. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Don't judge a book by its cover unless that book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in… — Nylle Copy Share Image
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence,… — R D Laing Copy Share Image
Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.' — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She is really really so beautiful there,' said Assad. Carl glanced at him. Apparently a woman's appearance was a particularly valuable factor… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
“Sithspit! What's that?' 'That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn.' 'Well, it offends me. Turn it off.' 'It's a hundred thirty, hundred… — Aaron Allston Copy Share Image
