One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
May all that is unlived in you blossom into a future graced with love. — John O'Donohue Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for… — Greg Boyle Copy Share Image
If I spend 100 days in a row making music there’s a chance nothing will come of it. But if I spend… — Moby Copy Share Image
“Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
Olympic officials have disqualified a champion race walker after determining that he was doping. They disqualified him. The man said getting caught… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a… — Shawn Johnson Copy Share Image
“I’m busy, you’re busy, everybody’s busy. I’ve got a lot I want to say to you, though.” “All right,” Pia told her.… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
