No one knows what it's like … to be a dustbin … in Shaftesbury … with hooligans … — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded — Minnie Maddern Fiske Copy Share Image
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they… — Joe Viterelli Copy Share Image
Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“Tighe took control of his thoughts. “You need to use the bathroom. When I tell you to, go into the house. Two… — Pamela Palmer Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you know? It's difficult to get… — Ralph Brown Copy Share Image
I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, Times are kind of tough. He also pointed out that Bill Gates… — Andy Waits Copy Share Image
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
For whatever reason, the films I gravitate towards do have these strange sort of tonal balances to them... I kind of realized… — Jonathan Levine Copy Share Image
