That moment when someone says Name a good song and you forget all the songs that were ever made — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It takes a minute to have a crushon someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“If he sees you in this apartment he will seriously murder you and then break up with me. And I really, really… — Trevion Burns Copy Share Image
I make commercials and funny videos and T.V. shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for ten minutes and go… — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones -… — F. Sionil Jose Copy Share Image
“Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Its funny to see how creativity is used to satiate a misplaced libido. How it shifts from an extension of who you… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me when I was younger what life would be like in my 50s, I'd probably have imagined someone like… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
