We are far more effective on the inside looking out than the outside looking in. — Helen Lynch Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can say performing is in the blood, and if I'm considered a performer being an actor, then it's… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other. — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
Without sounding pretentious, if you get the emotional truth right, then you're set. Then the funny stuff you can pile on as… — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or ever will be spoken or written — as… — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
