I first had a version of this at a Japanese monastery during a silent retreat-don't ask, it's a long story. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Boy: HI Girl: Hello Boy: is your name flora? Girl: nah why? Boy: because you're butters LOOOOOOOOOOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.” — Natalia Kills Copy Share Image
Tell me what time you spend alone with God... and I'll tell you how spiritual you are. — Leonard Ravenhill Copy Share Image
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
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“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Breaking away from Gideon with some reluctance, Sophie rose to her feet and dusted off her dress. "Please forgive me, my dear… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Culturally, it's really funny to me that people respect the weird guy as an artist. There can be a curmudgeon in the… — Mark Foster Copy Share Image
It's funny, I hear people say I'm faking all this science stuff. That's the furthest thing from the truth. It's literally what… — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
