Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Science, when applied to personal relationships, is always just wrong . — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
If God had consulted me before embarking on the Creation, I would have suggested something simpler. — Alfonso X of Castile Copy Share Image
Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I ask for a stonger and more devoted voice... a voice for good, a voice for the gospel, a voice for God. — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot, and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk… — Kyle Cease Copy Share Image
Some things just couldn't be protected from the storm. Some things simply needed to be broken off...Once the old things were broken… — Harriet Morgan Copy Share Image
I love watching people be totally committed in a very real way to stupid situations. I find it's not so much trying… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
It's funny that everyone talks about Women's Revolution and I'm the first one to be behind all of them and be with… — Maryse Mizanin Copy Share Image
I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The Christianity that saves is a thing personally grasped, personally experienced, personally felt and personally possessed. — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
I went through a phase where I thought it was really funny to make pratfalls in very crowded places. I jumped out… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
