That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
It's hard to take your life so seriously when you can see it all at once. — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
Douglas: You really got to stop doing that. Isabel: Doing what? Douglas: Getting prettier everyday. — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; its just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The proverbial Englishman, we know from old chronicler Froissart, takes his pleasures sadly, and the Englishwoman goes a step further and takes… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
“Moreover, grandmothers of students who aren't doing so well in class are at even higher risk - students who are failing are… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Some People Honestly Need to Back OFF. Just Because You don't like me,doesn't mean you have to get mad at my boyfriendbecause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Everything that makes more of you than you have ever been, even in your best hours, is right. Every intensification is good. — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
And identity is funny being yourself is funny as you are never yourself to yourself except as you remember yourself and then… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Growing up, I would use comedy as a kind of defence mechanism - you know, I'm going to call myself a nasty… — Asim Chaudhry Copy Share Image
