Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to eat lots of natural foods until I learnt that most people die of natural causes. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Its funny how we remember lyrics to like so many songs, but can't remember to study for a test. that's me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You won't acquire external Haters until you've conquered the internal Hater. — Orrin Woodward Copy Share Image
Every living faith must have within itself the power of rejuvenation if it is to live — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I started in theatre, moved into film and television, and started doing voice work, which is funny because after a long time… — Linda Cardellini Copy Share Image
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
If you did something in 'The Fast Show' that didn't work, you could always deliberately undermine it, or chop it into three… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, a dog will be presented as some training method for having a baby. "My girlfriend and I got a dog. We… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The character of 'Mama' is so ambitious in a way that everything I did was always on the verge of being almost… — Andy Muschietti Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image