The veil of money has never been about how much money you have but about how much money has you. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
I love a woman who knows how beautiful she is, but doesn't let it change her attitude towards the world. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world spins, spins and spins, and with it, so does my sunflower-like head. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
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You might not be funny, but don't force it. Just be authentic because people are going to always appreciate that more. — Zaza Pachulia Copy Share Image
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
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