I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was perfect. It was just the opposite from what I said yesterday. — Eugene Ormandy Copy Share Image
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
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I get tired of being asked to be an expert on categories, when it comes to awards season. It's quite funny to… — Emma D'Arcy Copy Share Image
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