It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
You know how laughter is the best medicne, well weed give you the giggles, so weed is the best medicne. — Levita Charin Copy Share Image
In art there is only one thing that counts: the bit that cannot be explained. — Georges Braque Copy Share Image
The things that go wrong for you have a lot of potential to become part of your gift to the world. — Krista Tippett Copy Share Image
Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
It takes a minute to have a crushon someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 2006 or something, I was recording the voices for this short, 'The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti.' I was… — Justin Roiland Copy Share Image
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
All the women in 'Coronation Street' and 'Brookside,' they are all so funny. A lot of women bore me, but I love… — June Brown Copy Share Image
She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but… — Jordan Copy Share Image
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
