“Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you." "Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what?” — Dominique Frost Copy Share Image
The last business of Christ's life was the saving of a poor penitent thief. — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
Anybody that's really close to me, they know I'm really funny and I love to joke. I can laugh at anything. — Nav Copy Share Image
Its funny when you always talk a lot about studying , but always ending up cheating ! the heck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The feeling when you tell someone your going to bed but your not and you want to post something on facebook lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time… — Clive James Copy Share Image
“I've got a sense of self-preservation. OK, granted , it's still in the original shrink wrap but I've got one if I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Apropos of Eskimo, I once heard a missionary describe the extraordinary difficulty he had found in translating the Bible into Eskimo. It… — Frederick Hamilton Copy Share Image
Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!” “Good,” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“Don't be beautiful They keep saying that beautiful is something a girl needs to be. But honestly? Just forget that. Don't be… — Nikita Gill Copy Share Image
