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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Let's all admit we all pick the Dorito that looks like it has the most flavor on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny if someone post something in their wall with nonsense just to catch up the attention of others. — Mitch Alapan Copy Share Image
You can create many lies from Truth, but you cannot create any truths from lies. — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they… — William Feather Copy Share Image
Gertrude's Secret' is highly entertaining. Some of the monologues are very funny, some very surprising and some painful. — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird… — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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