It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it. — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
2 girls wearing the same shirt :That bitch, copied my style .. 2 boys wearing the same shirt :Brother !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
CABALOCRACY! It is a government of the cabals, by the cabals and for the cabals. — Jezreel Scott Copy Share Image
Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience. — Bob Packwood Copy Share Image
Im very close to my dad. Hes about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I feel so proud of myself, see I bought a Rubik cube and finished it in 6 months while the box said… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Jimmy Carr is very funny and probably the most industrious comedian I know and I really respect him for that. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I loved cartoons as a kid, and so many funny moments in animation for me are nonverbal sounds, unarticulated mouth noise. — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
It's funny: I look at songs, and I guess they each tell a story, and the different songs talk about different things.… — Dianne Reeves Copy Share Image
“They sent the shrink round yesterday. He's put me on Prozac. Prozac! He thinks I'm depressed.' 'Aren't you depressed?' 'I wasn't depressed.'… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
Let's say goodbye to the hottest summer on record and to the people who kept reminding us it was the hottest summer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Japanese, implementing a complex, long-term, and ultimately successful strategy to dominate the U S consumer-electronics market, attacked Pearl Harbor. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Proof computers are female: Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
