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He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
The highest and noblest thing that history can be is a good story. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.” — Anita Clenney Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
The easiest way to get a teenage boy to be quiet is to ask him where he has been. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
That's what you don't see about coach Saban. He's a very funny guy. — Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Copy Share Image
Sometimes people will raise a hand to their mouth in shock at something I've said. Sometimes people will laugh and berate themselves… — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
My youngest sister does not like tennis at all, and she'll be the first one to tell you that, which I find… — Madison Keys Copy Share Image
I definitely have a stage persona now that is sort of this confident, delusional performer who is brave enough to tell someone… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...is there nothing on the internet that I won't… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
