When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, there never was a cat of such deceitfulness and sauvity. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They said the world is going to end this year...Pssh They can barely predict the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for always telling me which emerging buzz bands to have in my iPod. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Guys, if you keep a you-know-what in your wallet, it's only good for a month or two. So, out with the old,… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thomas Edisons Mother: Of course Im proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wont take no for an answer. I will use this to bind you to my bed until you change your mind… — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
“The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have… — Jaeda DeWalt Copy Share Image
“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
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