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The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. — Jon Kabat-Zinn Copy Share Image
There are some things that should not be leaked without authorization. — Daniel Ellsberg Copy Share Image
Real men know how to communicate. They know when to talk & when to listen. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.” “Because any other female would!” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
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“What do you want?' I hissed. 'An apology? For me to crawl back into your bed and play nice, little wife?' 'Why… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
I don't think about what other people expect or anything. I mean, I sit and worrying so much about what I'M thinking,… — Allan Holdsworth Copy Share Image
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Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I learned how… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip… — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
