American and French culture are really, really different, but in a way it's funny. — Patrick Mouratoglou Copy Share Image
I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Everyone is bisexual. Almost everyone has the sexual potential for anything. — Ken Livingstone Copy Share Image
If there ever was a time when absolutely nothing existed, all there could possibly be now is nothing. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“You should really smile more Miss.” “Smiling Is overrated.” my voice as sharp as a knife, my voice deadpanned, as I sulked… — Shayla Orick Copy Share Image
“Home. The word circled comfortably in my mouth like bubble gum, swished around sweetly soft and satisfying. Home. Try saying it aloud… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We, as Americans, at least - I mean, I love my country - but we're so self-righteous sometimes, in terms of, like,… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Our reputations do not come from how we talk about ourselves. Our reputations come from how others talk about us. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
