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If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Express only that which cannot be expressed. Leave it unexpressed) — Maurice Blanchot Copy Share Image
Boxing's a funny business and sometimes different fights come along at different times. — George Groves Copy Share Image
It is important not to confuse freedom with mere permissiveness — Theodore Kaczynski Copy Share Image
There's a kind of funny gap between 14 and 20 when young people don't read very much. Nobody really knows what to… — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, 'The… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
When I first began to write fiction, I didn't think I was a comic writer; I thought I was a serious writer.… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
Thanks a lot for coming to my birthday. Let me I almost stretched myself to pick you from home and drop you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or… — Billy Idol Copy Share Image
When superiors are fond of showing their humanity, inferiors try to outstrip one another in their practice of it. — Confucius Copy Share Image
