Funny Quotes · Page 328

One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Be kind. Be strong. Be funny when you can.”

— John Curley

You are already That which you seek.

— Ramana Maharshi

Stronger women build stronger nations.

— Zainab Salbi

There is a statue of limitation.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Data that is loved tends to survive.

— Kurt Bollacker

That which builds is better than that which is built.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more you give, the more you live.

— Blake Mycoskie

Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥

— Green Monk

I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.

— Anonymous

No better commentary on the Vedas has been written or can be written.

— Swami Vivekananda

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

— Nikhil Saluja

Everytime I think about you,damn mosquito comes and stings me on the back.

— Tejquotes

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

— Tracey Ullman

Your way is the best for you, but that is no sign it is the best for another.

— Swami Vivekananda

If your activities don't match your priorities, you are wasting your life.

— Rick Warren

Willy Wonka: everything in this room is eatable. yes, I am eatable but that, children is called cannibelism and is frowned upon…

— Charlie And The Choc Factory

I advise you all, don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.. ;)

— Anonymous

The great thing for me about 'The Resurrection of Gavin Stone' is it's a throwback to the old fashioned Hollywood movie that…

— D. B. Sweeney

I'm usually sort of ambiguous in terms of whether I'm playing a good person or a bad person. I can walk that…

— Amy Hill

I love cookbooks. I certainly have my fair share at home, but I'm a really funny cookbook person: I don't really ever…

— Christina Tosi

“Oscar reties his bandana. 'You'll see, little bro. Soon you'll be taking European vacations with Jane and the rest of the Cobalt…

— Becca Ritchie

I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so…

— Mitch Hedberg

I think I saw 'Ghost' at, like, 6 or 7 - like, a little too early to see 'Ghost' - but I…

— Nicole Byer

Nothing hurts if you don't let it.

— Paula McLain

My experience is to deal with things through humor.

— Michael J. Fox

Cigarettes are by far the BIGGEST turn-off.

— Nikhil Saluja

My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend,

— Kristen Stewart

Perspective is a gift nowadays.

— Brian Solis

Happiest is he who expects no happiness from others.

— Meher Baba

You can't let haters stop you.

— Quinton Jackson

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

— Jerry Coleman

Ive never seen myself as a fantasy writer-ever.

— Jonathan Carroll

It's so funny whenever things come full circle.

— Swoosie Kurtz

Spring: The return of cleavage.

— Anonymous

You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else.

— Geoff Gaberino

I'm gonna take it as it comes

— Joan of Arc

My computer screen is brighter than my future.

— Ramandeep Singh

Look at this!!! Freaking hilarious!!! :) XD

— Naquitta

To me death is better than the defensive.

— Alexander Suvorov