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That which is impossible and probable is better than that which is possible and improbable. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
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You can never get someplace physically until you've been there mentally. — Wade Schalles Copy Share Image
It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with… — Adrienne Wilder Copy Share Image
I have a million funny ideas for sketches, but I don't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars shooting them. — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
The more you do, the more you fail. The more you fail, the more you learn. The more you learn, the better… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on… — Miranda Otto Copy Share Image
Walking into class on the first day of school, see who's in thereand thinking You've got to be fu*king kidding me -__- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the No. 1 lesson I learned from 'The Simpsons' was just that animation could be as funny as live-action. That… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
For me, funny is funny, and what's unfortunate is these comedians aren't being allowed to operate in rooms for everybody and that… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
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