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In f-major, c* is a sonority contained within the overtones of the tonic f*. — Jean-Philippe Rameau Copy Share Image
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A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
I have read the Aeneid through more often than I have read any long poem. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I don't distract myself from work stuff with funny emails and surfing the internet when I'm at work; I don't distract myself… — Mark Schlereth Copy Share Image
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“You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.” — T.E. Sivec Copy Share Image
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Teen: Has sex, does drugs, bad grades Parent: Just don't do it again! ok? Teen: Doesn't do chores. Parent: YOU CHILD ARE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn’t love the hell… — Jaymin Eve Copy Share Image
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