I hope being self-employed on Boss's Day doesn't make you feel even lonelier than usual. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What poetry can, must, and will always do for us: it complicates us, it doesn’t ‘soothe.’ — Jorie Graham Copy Share Image
“Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When you keep God in first place, He will take you to places you've never dreamed of — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
I believe that all women are pretty without makeup- but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful. — Bobbi Brown Copy Share Image
“Weetzie could see him--it was a man, a little man in a turban, with a jewel in his nose, harem pants, and… — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
“If you mean the ease with which you drop coins when you're off a-cunting, you're right. You're a one-man charity ball for… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get super lazy.. its same like normal lazy..its just that I am wearing a cape and a bright underwear. — Asif Copy Share Image
It's funny: not too many people used to think that Brittany was a culinary treasure, but there's such amazing stuff. Beef and… — Dominique Crenn Copy Share Image
Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Bunty is a piglet that comes up with a lot of funny antics. Dancing is among its strengths and I'm glad people… — Ravi Babu Copy Share Image
I think what's hysterically funny is a guy who sets himself up as the most confident, everything's-perfect, know-it-all, things-are-swell human being and… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image