Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Associate reverently, and as much as you can, with your loftiest thoughts. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Instead of said following me on twitter it should be stalk me on twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. — Anne, Princess Royal Copy Share Image
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Be WARNED... my TELL ALL Button is located right beside my GO AHEAD & PISS ME OFF BUTTON So if U &… — Iris Thomas Copy Share Image
People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If someone from 'Arsenal Fan TV' says this guy needs to do this or that I'm not going to listen to him.… — Hector Bellerin Copy Share Image
The big turning point for me was a school debate in sixth year when, against all odds and to everybody's surprise, I… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
“Look at those legs,” Noah says. “Look at that bone structure. Look at those eyes, you could get fucking lost in them.”… — Emma Mills Copy Share Image
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The Doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that… — Rosie Perez Copy Share Image
