Never be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Working with others makes us much more than we could ever become alone — John Wooden Copy Share Image
Anti-depressan ts Controlling tools of your system Making life more tolerable Making life more tolerable — Serj Tankian Copy Share Image
Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger Copy Share Image
How are u in beauty school and still ugly as shit? WTF are u studying? — Derick Menendez Copy Share Image
We lived our lives as if life was forever. To live one's life without a sense of time is to squander it. — Diana Trilling Copy Share Image
Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone… — Tom Conti Copy Share Image
In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“Atoms are round balls of wood invented by Dr. Dalton. (Answer given by a pupil to a question on atomic theory, as… — Henry Enfield Roscoe Copy Share Image
I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I will receive it sir with all diligence of spirit. Put your bonnet to his right use, 'tis for the head. OSRIC… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Let come the forces of night! We will stand!" "We will get the hell out of here is what we will do,"… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
What's funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: young, slack, unemployed - like… — Courtney Barnett Copy Share Image
I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
