No man leaves where he is and seeks a distant place unless he is in some respect a failure. — James A. Michener Copy Share Image
I finally concluded that all failure was from a wobbling will rather than a wobbling wheel. — Frances E. Willard Copy Share Image
“Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think, on the rap side of life, I've always been inspired by and respected Missy Elliott for a long time. She's… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
Fact 1: You can not touch your both lips with your tongue Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it Happy 1st April — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept,… — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I remember trying to be funny, and both of my parents were terribly funny. My father was also very dignified, but my… — Jack Lemmon Copy Share Image
Improv is always seen as something that's funny, but worth a $5 ticket, $10 at most. I think ISC is one of… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
