How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was very disappointed (at the U.S. Open), and I went out there and I worked really hard. — Maria Sharapova Copy Share Image
The girls we want are so hard to get, but the ones we don't want are so hard to get rid of. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wish my phone would stop correcting omg to OMG... I'm not that shocked — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
“Gdje su moja ljudska prava? Zašto se ne bih seksala jednom godišnje, ako mi to odgovara? Gdje je moje pravo da urlam… — Vedrana Rudan Copy Share Image
Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don’t look so worried. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and I’ve never had an unsuccessful adventure yet!” “Really? You’ve sailed all seven… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
Hello,I'm the happiness fairy,here to save the day by sprinkling some happy dust on you.Now smile dammit this shit is expensive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy: Hey... listen, I know you're probably pissed at me... Woman: It happend. You chose her. Obviously the wrong choice, but... you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Throughout the history of commercial life nobody has ever quite liked the commission man. His function is too vague, his presence always… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Who doesn't want to come and put fangs on, and a funny mad costume, and pretend to be like a really over-the-top… — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should… — Larry Speakes Copy Share Image
