I don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner Copy Share Image
Once you go black you never go back and once you go white then everything right — Takia Weddle Copy Share Image
Only those who ask for more can get more and only those who know there is more, ask. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me when I was younger what life would be like in my 50s, I'd probably have imagined someone like… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
“Its funny to see how creativity is used to satiate a misplaced libido. How it shifts from an extension of who you… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
Humour is the describing the ludicrous as it is in itself; wit is the exposing it, by comparing or contrasting it with… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“Well don't get your hopes up," I warned. "I'm a lot more trouble than i'm worth." "I don't doubt that," he said,… — Christine Manzari Copy Share Image
“I paid, got up, walked to the door, opened it. I heard the man say, "that guy's nuts." out on the street… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's always good to work where you're wanted. The times I've been where I wasn't wanted - that's just never a good… — John Kapelos Copy Share Image
My mom was funny and nutty. I suppose she had to be to survive raising 10 kids. To cope and keep a… — Tony Shalhoub Copy Share Image
I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
