Congratulations on choosing a profile picture that doesn't qualify as softcore porn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. BITCH you need to hibernate. xD — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You laugh, I laugh, you cry I cry, you fall off a cliff, I don't because I pushed you! XD — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 2 most common lies you hear: 1. We will always be together. 2. You will use algebra in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward text that makes you think 'How the hell am I going to reply to that.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has no second edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best.So be smart enough while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know when exactly that UFO landed and dropped off all these stupid people here but it obviously isn't coming back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always had a feeling that maybe God and Satan were females.. because guys can't keep grudges for this long.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one person thatwe'd take back in a second, regardless of how much they hurt us in the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
F you love someone, tell them. because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is always reading too much into things. Like my love letter to her sister for example. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll pray for patience, because if I pray for strength, I may throw you out the window! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, I'm Not a Hacker. I Was Asked If I Wanted To Be An Admin And I Said Yes, So PleaseStop Saying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got the moves like jagger. LOL JK. I dance like & awkward penguinhaving a spasm! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny when you figure out who you can, or can't, trust. It's never really the people that you expect. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NO TRESPASSING !!! Violators will be shot ! Survivors will be shot again !!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
