Are we done with law school yet? Seriously, we've been sitting here for years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you cansee if they're prettier than you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those funny memories that you randomly remember, and you can't stop smiling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You can say we have a good...connection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to replywhile thinking, damn it's a goodthing we aren't talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. And it would be even better if some of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dating a crazy person is like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug itinto the computer, Titanic is syncing, press cancel, feel like a hero. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mazing Quote's?. Maybe you should read the instructions ... NO!! I GOT THIS!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else pretends to be interested in a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when someone jokes about one of your insecurities & you have to pretend it doesn't bother you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think you're It riding ahead of the pack, look back to see if the pack's still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't say I hate you, I just saidif you were on fire.. I might just roast marshmellows. Big difference. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if there was a notification that said, your crush is viewing your profile now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If things expand when they heat up, I've come to the conclusion that I'm not fat; I'm just HOT! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
