I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Teachers, When 90% of us failed, it isnt that we didnt try, its just you are a terrible teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone have page that they DONT WANT anymore? comment the link if u do and i'llmake u a fake sign — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am starting to realize that secured transactions is law school's version of the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“its funny how i didn't like reading but i love it know the young adult books are base on kids my age… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can think of no better way to honor our fallen Civil War Union soldiers than by reminding Confederate flag-wavers that our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Guys I Just Got Home My Head Is Killing Me But I Took a Medicine. And I'll be on and Post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because you can't do nothing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I am posting call me maybe quotes, Kennedy got me started on looking them up:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ass is like a wallet without cash, jeans without pockets... flat and useless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: HI Girl: Hello Boy: is your name flora? Girl: nah why? Boy: because you're butters LOOOOOOOOOOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a really ugly person and whispering into your friend's earthats your boyfriend/ ígirlfriendx] — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for being a wonderful mother and always supporting me in every decision you ever made for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as 'dyjjyggffj', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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