The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decide to declare independence in winter — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing beach residents refuse to evacuate makes me feel better about the array of terrible decisions I've made this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.Scared the shit out of me.So that's it!After today no more reading. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone Else Think its Wierd when they go some Where Different And Everyone's Like Can You Say ____ Beacuse they Like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want someone to stop texting you? send em this text: SERVICE ERROR 56: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you were the line leader in elementary school: You are all my bitches now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm bored so leave me questions,and I will post tons of quotes and pictures tomorrow asdfghjkl; bye — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People started shaking hands with strangers to show that neither was holding a gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking at your best friend & laughing because you know what they are thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand & 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know when you have that one crazy funny friend that always make you question 'what is wrong with you?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion; its just that yours is stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Likeclicking on his screename & just saying HE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone says 'I love you' and you don't feel the same way, say 'I love YouTube' really fast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
