Both of us can't look good at the same time. . .It's either me or the house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best thing ever; is having a fire drill during your least favorite class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop editing your pics. ...What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that T-Rex's were only angry and aggressive… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Remember, nothing says good job, like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind!' - Sexual Harassment Training Video — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation. They'll have parents who know how to check browsing history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One big favor.? can use all PLEASE PLEASE like this page. there super amazing. & sadly they got hacked on there other… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks, just let me die please.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining.69% Playing with stuffs I just found. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is the language I don't understand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't see anybody important today,so I'll wear these same clothes tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning off the lights downstairsand running upstairs so no one kills you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low Battery, connect charger! Um, you're a smart phone, connect yourself. -_ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
