Seeing those two people who no one expected to be together dating, and them being the cutest couple ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says love is bad...just like cake, I would say it's the best I've ever had! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your trying to watch something, and your entire family decide to have a competition of who can be the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your day be touched with sunshine your heart overflow with love & your soul sing with hope. May everything in your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop waiting around for Prince Charming. Get up and go find him, the poor idiot is probably stuck in a tree somewhere...haha:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Silence is gold because the words are at the origin of many misfortunes but speech is silver to calm certain pains — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Nana's French knickers were surely a symbol of liberty and abandonment, worn only by women who didn't care for conventional frills or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish watching the awkwardly graphic sex scenes on Game of Thrones wasn't the closest I'd come to having a sex life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In economic terms, a kiss is a commodity for which demand is always higher than supply — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest risk for this generation is to have a haircut from a new salon..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I wasn't on yesterday. We had a storm where I live, and the electric wasn't on until about an hour ago — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is international zombie day. We all look like zombies and act like them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lemons are yellow, Lemons are sour. Open you're legs, And give me an hour. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone here a fan of The Little Mix? OR. is anyone a fan of Odd Future? lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you lose : Who cares ?! It's just a game ! When you win: HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
