The summer heat has made me exhausted from trying to dress as slutty as everyone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'All boys are the same.' said the 12 year old girl after her 3 day relationship ended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be a shotgun-toting, gangster-robbing black homosexual like Omar on The Wire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little sticking my tongue out was like giving some one the middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am cleaning up my facebook friends page. If you are deleted don't take it personally. It is strictly based on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was on a boat the other day when my computer fell into the ocean and it was a Dell so now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please figure this out and get back to me asap even though it would take me less time to do it myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Hey I've never met you, Me: and I'm crazy, Me: I have your number, Me: I'll call you daily. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just in case you never make it onto Undercover Boss I wanted to let you know that working here sucks shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you'll someday regret having too much or not enough fun in college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear god, when I asked if this day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even puts it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness…But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
