I don't want to live in a world where Law & Order can be cancelled but Two and a Half Men can't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how far away you move, you'll always be a dear friend several of us think about sometimes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now??? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't break a girls heart, because she'll probably write a bestselling album about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later sayingK ... Are you asking to be punched? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pocket pretending you forgot something.. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of my local bookshop for moving the Caution - Wet Floor sign and placing it next to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
9 year olds today have Facebooks, twitters, phones, ipods. When I was their age, I had a coloring book, crayon, chalk &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, Pinocchio was a liar. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it's not our fault,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that geography majors have a hard time finding a place to work... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you can't blame steroids for your genitalia's size and dysfunction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher is talking about her kids and all you're thinking is omg you had sex!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red,violets are blue.I have five fingers, the third one is for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good luck breaking into insular, well-established friend networks in your new city. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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