I'd love to attend your wedding if it wasn't going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward distance of deciding whether or not to hold the door for someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He is so lazy that if there were work in bed,he would rather sleep on the floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people say "you can't live without LOVE" personally, I think OXYGEN is more important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to get your children's attention, just look real comfortable, talk on the phone,or try to have a conversation with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you believe that guns are the cause of murders and other crimes, then pencils must be responsible for misspelled words. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're crying a friend will ask you whats wrong a Best friend will go grab a shovel and bury the guy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I ruined the impromptu sing-along by not knowing 80% of the words to the fast part of 'It's the End of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that tries to make everyone happy, but when I need someone to make me happy, there's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WE RUN OUT OF CHICKEN!!…i was like WHAT ON EARTH!!!...KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN…what kind of KFC is this?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence soundcool Just bought underwear, YOLO — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lied, because I was going to look for fakes XD but this is the last one haah — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say you didn't expect that did you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids, but apparently iTouch kids didn't sit too well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scientists say the universe is made p of protons,neutrons and electrons.They forgot to mention morons!! :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look at the keyboard, U and I are together. Look underneath, itsays JK.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my mom would have told me the same thing about girls that she told me about horror movies, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to the hurley house today…i wasnt hungry...i just wanted to watch that old lady walk in nakid again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone Told Me To Make A Superman Outfit. Here It Is(: Its Not My Best But Superman Is My Favorite Superhero(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Saturday nights now consist of me being buried in books, highlighters, and briefs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I agree with the dictionary..Girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im gonna go take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
