Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! Wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!!!! -Message sent- Okay, KILL me now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, youwere running downtown screaming to strangers OH NA NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad Ashton Kutcher found a job where I know I can avoid seeing him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Little jonny wanted to go to disiney world, so I loaded him up in my car and drove him to a burned… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time your in an elevator with a few strangers, turn around and say,I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever just lie in your bed,and think: Is this me? Am I really alive? Am I really here? Or is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I heard the song Believe? I cried. A lot. Not because it's a sad or depressing song but because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L'm barely on this page this week for a reason. I have family visiting from Atlanta. so I have only this week… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Je me rends parfaitement compte du desagreable effet que produit sur la majorite de l'humanité, tout ce qui se rapporte, même au… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you that you drive him crazy, you are either doing something really right, or terribly wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your uncle jack helped you off a elephant, woul you help your uncle jack off a elephant? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when someone hates on you. Bitch, my mom thinks I'm amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry.I can't help that you don't know the answer;you're not going to cheat off me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, don't worry, I'm werein really tight skinny jeans so I can't get them off and neither can the raper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal person flirting: Hey babe(: what's goin on? Me flirting: Your face. I like that sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you can't help but giggle in a serious situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm singing a song and somebody corrects me -.- b*tch what if I was freestyling?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a really nice lady is helping you and you say Thank you Sir. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like a Victoria's Secret Angel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
