If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a friend asks, do you have a bathroom? Me, no we shit in the yard!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every mother thinks that their child is the most beautiful, but only my mom is right ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I WILL CUT YOU. <3Mom — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Memorial Day weekend will be a vacation from listening to your plans for Memorial Day weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can cute boys stop being: 1-Famous. 2-Gay. 3-Younger than me. 4- Older than me. 5-123987564 miles away. 6-Taken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my freaking phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your jacket! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I Talk With U,I Know The MeaningOf Understanding.. ... When I Laugh With U,I Know The Meaning Of happiness… When I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the inherent stress and peril of unfolding a beach chair not sabotage your plans to relax this summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution this Jewish New Year is to try and care that it's the Jewish New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of the best proof reading is done in the 50 microseconds after you hit 'send.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Dora, just one question... How do you get your shirt over your head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HAHAHA you blinked! Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone ? (o_O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I try to study, I alwaysend up laying on my bed doing some random shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Keep flapping your lips and you'll spend the rest of your afterlife haunting hipsters at Starbucks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you're half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out later that answer is 0. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
