Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Got Bored and Wanted to Make a Vampire Fanfic haha (: Can You Guys Tell me What you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember these two words. They will open up a lot of doors in your life. Push and Pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't help but sit here and think about all the stupid stuff we have done together. I wouldn't want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you look at someone thinking, 'I wish I was that pretty.' remember that another person is thinking that same thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A simple hug from the one you love is the biggest satisfaction in the world…¥¥ b'Coz u know you are in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PROBLEM: So, I'm a model. but I'm seriously insecure. modeling is something I love, and something I love doing, but I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 í,9,9,9,9,9,9, … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys! I was camping and then had school and I finally can get on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they dont talk to me — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember at the end of the night that giant margrita with a worm in it...is a tolet!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be much more efficient if I could combine hating my job with hating Two and a Half Men. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are plenty of fish in the sea. Maybe you just need to swim in a different ocean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who said it can't buy happiness ! , it does buy it when only spent right .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, he is so fucking hot! Don't tell him I like him, okay?Yeah, sure - Hey, guess who likes you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman are carzy. Men are stupid. Women are crazy because men are stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything will be okay in the end. If everything is not okay, then it is not the end... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
