It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY, oh...here it is...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I have a picture of you? I need something to send to Santa to show him what I want this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: "Wanna see a magic trick?" "Sure!" Boy: "POOF! Hey, you're single." Boy: "Wanna hear a joke?" Girl: "Sure?" Boy: "Our Relationship..." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SMS love Esfahani : ege gonjish peridan yadesh bered . ege shirin farhad yadesh bered . ege mahi darya yadesh bered .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THE AWKWARD MOMENT: When you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn't your Mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a crazy society when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear, and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you like President Obama loves to be more half black than half white. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your time spent in Florida this winter be more fruitful than LeBron's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, Oh crap, shes up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your making a stupid face & your crush looks right at you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in the class with confidence !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well thank you very much, I didn't expect birthday greetings form outer space. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom thinks LOL stands forlots of love and texted me Your grandfather just died. LOL. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
