Funny soccer Quotes · Page 2

Well, he had two stabs at the cherry

— Alan Green

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!

— Kevin Keegan

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly

— Jimmy Armfield

The dice are stacked against them

— Theo Foley

I don't hold water with that theory

— Ron Greenwood

The run of the ball is not in our court at the moment

— Phil Neal

To me personally, it's nothing personal to me

— Ron Greenwood

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.

— Ugo Ehiogu

Yes, he is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.

— Emlyn Hughes

Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.

— Jimmy Hill

The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got

— Jimmy Greaves

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

— Mark Viduka

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

— Alan Shearer

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

— Anonymous

In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches

— David Coleman

Systems are made by players rather than players making systems

— Theo Foley

Ardilies always says "If you're confident you're always totally different to the player that's lacking confidence"

— Keith Burkinshaw

The last player to score a hatrick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him,…

— Lawrie McMenemy

At least is was a victory and at least we won

— Bobby Moore

A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve

— Alan Parry

Kicked wide of the goal with such precision

— Des Lynam

Well Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly

— James Sanderson

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away

— Jimmy Greaves

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

— Lee Hendrie

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.

— Jimmy Greaves

I've had 14 bookings this season-eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.

— Paul Gascoigne

And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathmatical tragedy

— Tony Gubba

Well Terry, can you tell us where you are in the league, how far are you ahead of the second team?

— Ian St John

Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby

— Des Lynam

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

— George Best

It feel like winning the cup final, if that's what it feels like

— Graham Hawkins

Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.

— Steve Lomas

There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

— Dominic Allen

Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future

— Ron Greenwood

The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

— Ron Atkinson

Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious. I really need to know.

— David Beckham

It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose

— Des Lynam

And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season

— Alan Parry

Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net

— Mike England

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

— Ron Atkinson