Funny soccer Quote by Alan Parry Download Open image “And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season” — Alan Parry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny soccer Goal Goals Lasts Numbers Seasons Soccer
Gary Lineker has now scored 37 goals. That is precisely twice as many as last year. — John Motson Copy Share Image
That's twice he (Terry Phelan) has got between himself and the goal. — Brian Marwood Copy Share Image
When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one. — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
If you look at football over the last 50 years there has been a gradual decrease in goals, you don't see too many 10-nils… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
Sometimes, if a striker is not scoring as many goals, they can still be in good form. — Petr Cech Copy Share Image
It can't be too bad being one of the top goalscorers at Arsenal in the Premier League, mainly as a winger as well, and… — Theo Walcott Copy Share Image
Messi is out of this world. Scoring 86 goals this year... In 2012. What an incredible accomplishment — Alex Morgan Copy Share Image
That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before. — Jeff Stelling Copy Share Image
Lampard, as usual, arrived in the nick of time, but it wasn't quite soon enough. — Alan Parry Copy Share Image
Zola Budd: so small, so waif-like, you literally can't see her. But there she is — Alan Parry Copy Share Image
The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot - into the back of the net. — Alan Parry Copy Share Image
He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try. — Alan Parry Copy Share Image
He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post. — Jimmy Greaves Copy Share Image
Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that — Alan Green Copy Share Image
He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it. — Martin Tyler Copy Share Image
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton — David Coleman Copy Share Image
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box. — Ron Atkinson Copy Share Image
The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European. — Phil Neville Copy Share Image
