Funny soccer Quotes

He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.

— Jimmy Greaves

Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that

— Alan Green

Our fans have been branded with the same brush

— Ron Atkinson

And meade had a hatrick. He scoresd two goals

— Richard Whitmore

Well, he had two stabs at the cherry

— Alan Green

The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome

— Tony Gubba

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey.

— Arrigo Sacchi

I think you and the referee were in a minority of one, Billy.

— Jimmy Armfield

He had an eternity to play that ball... but he took too long over it.

— Martin Tyler

And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton

— David Coleman

The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.

— Ron Atkinson

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.

— Phil Neville

McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.

— Martin Tyler

I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal's all time great players. A lot of people might not agree with that, but…

— Jimmy Greaves

At least is was a victory and at least we won

— Bobby Moore

Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments

— Denis Law

Well Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly

— James Sanderson

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

— Vinnie Jones

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic

That's a question mark everyone's asking

— Bruce Grobbelaar

He's marked his entrance with an error of some momentum

— Barry Davies

And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathmatical tragedy

— Tony Gubba

Well we got nine and you can't score more than that

— Bobby Robson

Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.

— Bobby Charlton

In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches

— David Coleman