Funny soccer Quotes by Alan Parry

Liverpool are currently halfway through an unbeaten twelve-match run

— Alan Parry

He'll probably wake up having sleepless nights about that one.

— Alan Parry

Lampard, as usual, arrived in the nick of time, but it wasn't quite soon enough.

— Alan Parry

...like a predator about to devour the target.

— Alan Parry

And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season

— Alan Parry

A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve

— Alan Parry

Zola Budd: so small, so waif-like, you literally can't see her. But there she is

— Alan Parry

The shot from Laws was precise but wide.

— Alan Parry

It's going to take a shoehorn to prise these two teams apart

— Alan Parry

He hit that one like an arrow

— Alan Parry

The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot - into the back of the net.

— Alan Parry

He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try.

— Alan Parry

There's no end to the stoppage of this drama

— Alan Parry

There isn't an injury known to man that Bryan Robson hasn't had.

— Alan Parry

Cleland was the victim of his own downfall.

— Alan Parry